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Woman golfer - 112

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered
a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse
for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you
back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.



He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'

Oranges - 57

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day,
the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel
and the girl was among them. The police took them outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl's grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to
let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the
policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up
for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and
she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip
the skin back and suck them dry."