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Try a different phone - 39

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she
exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"


"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.


With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.


He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.


Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.


He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of
it
with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go
ahead!"


The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close
to
her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???

A funeral - 101

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"