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Curiosity??? - 120

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting, '13...13...13...'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was
going on....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

They all started shouting, '14....14....14'....

The Bathtub Test - 44

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director,
'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.. Do you
want a bed near the window?'