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Sad news - 76


With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the present time,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed .Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey"
died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for
his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in,and
thats when all the trouble started.....

Keep your story straight - 83

Joe had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying
bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting
her response. "Did she accept?"

"No, she sure didn't," sobbed Joe. "When I told her what you advised
me to say, she slapped my face and told me to get the hell out."

"Did you begin by telling her what I told you to say, what I told
your mother when she accepted my proposal? 'Sweetheart, time stands still
when I look in your eyes.' Did you tell her that?" asked his father.

"Oh boy, dad, did I got it all wrong," Joe groaned. "I said, 'MY Dear,
you have a face that would stop a clock!'"