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Intelligence - 73

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the
other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is
standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other.
"I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in
the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the
boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and
I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch
digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed
his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's
intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did
he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's
intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his
face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

What goes first? - 41

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of
your body goes first?"

Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."


"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"


Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"


"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.


Now, Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's
your legs."


The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face as Johnny is
known for his antics. Hesitant to ask, the teacher said, "Now, Johnny,
why do you think it would be your legs?"


Lil Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning,
'God, I'm coming!', and if Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost
her for sure!"