Which one is funnier? Click to Pick!
Two Redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their
pickeup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says
the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I
can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the opposite
direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the
lone hunter left, the two Rednecks decided to give it a try. A little
while later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a
"Yep," the other added, "but we're gittin' further away from the
The Penis Study
In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger
than the rest of it.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason
was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to
keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.