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Speeding blonde - 27

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to
find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper
cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the
top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

Condoms - 26

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a
rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father,
"What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy
asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied,
"The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday
night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the
married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."