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Wine Connoisseur? - 8

Mother superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell
you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," says an elderly nun in the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

The wife and the mortician - 104

The mortician calls Mrs. Banley, and says, "Excuse me Mrs. Banley, but
I can't seem to close the lid to your husband's coffin because he has
a huge erection." To which she replies, "Why don't you cut it off and
stick it up his ass? That's the only hole in town it hasn't been in."