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A different vacation this year - 100

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a
vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last
few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you
said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then
last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas,
and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do
different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with
me..."

Stock Market - 123


Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling
of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you
since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

American Can
Interstate Water
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company

Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on
your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may
be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom
today, and millions were wiped clean. It's a tough market out there.
Be careful.