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A blond was out golfing. She hit her ball and it hit a young man on the golf course a little way from her. He immediately bent over and held his hands together between his legs, moaning in pain. The woman ran over to him.
"I'm so sorry! I just feel awful about this. Let me help you," she said.
"No, it's okay," the man gasped, still bent over with his hands between his legs.
"No, I can really help," said the blond. "I'm a trained physical therapist. Trust me."
The man nodded and the woman went over to him. She gently moved his hands away, opened his fly and took out his penis and began to massage it. After a couple of minutes, she asked, "Does it feel good now?"
With a dreamy look on his face, the man answered, "Yes, it feels great. But my thumb still hurts."
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny
decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted
by his mother he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly
hands him $20 and says, “Just dont tell your father.” Quite pleased,
the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him
with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and
says, “Please dont say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy
is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,
“Then come give your real father a big hug.”