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Intelligence - 73

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the
other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is
standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other.
"I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in
the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the
boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and
I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch
digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed
his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's
intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did
he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's
intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his
face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

Natalie - 109

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman..
"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man
replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps
someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his
pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour, whereupon the man calmly left..

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
There were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour
later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At
the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever
used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The old
man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you.".