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A funeral - 101

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"

A palm reader - 96

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop
and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For
fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic
future."

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and
said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of
this from my love line?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."