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It's only a joke - 99

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving
west and the CB crackles to life. "Hey Roadway driver, who are the two
biggest fags in America?" comes from the CB. The Roadway driver
replies, "I don't know." The other trucker says " You and your
brother." Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver
tells him "It's just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see."

Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees
another truck. He gets on the CB and says "Hey other truck, do you
know who the two biggest fags in the world are?" The other trucker
says, "I don't know, who?" The roadway driver replies "Me and my
brother."

The blonde and the police officer - 28

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys
could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you."