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There is a husband and a wife and the husband is worried because he thinks
his wife is going deaf.. So the husband goes to the doctor and says
"My wife is losing her hearing what do I do?"
"Do a test." says the doctor. "Ask her a question from 40ft away, 20ft,
10ft and 5 ft away. See when she starts to hear you."
So he went home and asked his wife from 40ft away when dinner will be
20ft no response.
10ft no response.
At 5 ft his wife replies "For the 4th time dinner will be ready in 10
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"