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What a woman says...
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady!
You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the petstore again and the parrot once
more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"
The lady was so angy that she went into the store and told the store
manager that she would sue the store if it didn't stop insulting her.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure
the parrot didn't say it again.
The next day, the lady deliberately passed by the store to test the
"Hey, lady!" the parrot said.
"Yes?" said the lady...
"You know!" said the parrot.