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Try a different phone - 39

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she
exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"


"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.


With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.


He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.


Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.


He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of
it
with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go
ahead!"


The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close
to
her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???

What is more painful? - 29

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being
kicked in the balls, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year
after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another
baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his
mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the balls again."