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Woman golfer - 112

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered
a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse
for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you
back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.



He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'

golf story - 125


A blond was out golfing. She hit her ball and it hit a young man on the golf course a little way from her. He immediately bent over and held his hands together between his legs, moaning in pain. The woman ran over to him.

"I'm so sorry! I just feel awful about this. Let me help you," she said.

"No, it's okay," the man gasped, still bent over with his hands between his legs.

"No, I can really help," said the blond. "I'm a trained physical therapist. Trust me."

The man nodded and the woman went over to him. She gently moved his hands away, opened his fly and took out his penis and began to massage it. After a couple of minutes, she asked, "Does it feel good now?"

With a dreamy look on his face, the man answered, "Yes, it feels great. But my thumb still hurts."