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Sad news - 76


With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the present time,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed .Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey"
died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for
his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in,and
thats when all the trouble started.....

Nurse Nancy - 65

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does
everything
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of
morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours,
he
alomost died!''


''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told
her
to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas
in
one hour!''


All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the
hallway.


''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr.
Smiths
boil!'''