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A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where
the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty
feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,
because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the
hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey?
You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh
God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of
golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy
who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads
back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's
voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a
brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then.
Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock
on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my
car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes
later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you
said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God!
What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too,
and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the
swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all
the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and
now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this