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I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views
on Migration to the UK?"
7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting, '13...13...13...'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
They all started shouting, '14....14....14'....