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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director,
'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.. Do you
want a bed near the window?'
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered
a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse
for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you
back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'