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The blonde and the police officer - 28

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys
could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Stock Market - 123


Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling
of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you
since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.
Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

American Can
Interstate Water
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company

Due to uncertain market conditions, I advise you to sit tight on
your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may
be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom
today, and millions were wiped clean. It's a tough market out there.
Be careful.