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Old Graveyard - 71

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one
night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God
bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says
here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was
145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Bubba.

Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker,
and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia.".

Sad news - 76


With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the present time,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed .Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey"
died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for
his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in,and
thats when all the trouble started.....