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The Penis Study
In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger
than the rest of it.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was
larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, Sweden decided to do their own.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason
was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to
keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his
shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to
know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of
course!” “Im sorry,” The girl tells him. “We cant allow animals in the
cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into
his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm,
so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick its head out
and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at
his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers,
“Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes
whispers back, “Oh, dont worry about it…youve seen one, youve seen
them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this ones eating my POPCORN!!”