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Try a different phone - 39

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she
exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"


"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.


With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.


He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.


Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.


He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of
it
with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go
ahead!"


The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close
to
her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???

Removing a curse - 97

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he
has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe,
but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the
curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce
you man and wife."