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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of
morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours,
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told
to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr.
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African
bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around the penis and
on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the
penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??"
"No...it's turned black."