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Woman golfer - 112

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered
a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse
for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you
back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.



He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'

The old virgin - 98

A ninety year old lady is on her way to the gynecologist due to a
itchy rash in her puss... when she gets there the doctor checked her
out and asked "when is the last time you've had sex?" the old lady
tells the doctor that she is still a virgin.. he checks her out again
and the doctor tells the lady "I don't really have a medical term for
this, so I will be blunt...Your cherry has rotted"