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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman..
"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man
replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps
someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his
pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour, whereupon the man calmly left..
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
There were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour
later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At
the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever
used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The old
man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you.".
A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that
his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms,
calling her Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, and so forth. He was
impressed at this, since the couple had been married over 50 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said, "I think it's wonderful
that after all these years you still call your wife those cute little
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name
about 10 years ago."