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What is more painful? - 29

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being
kicked in the balls, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year
after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his
mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the balls again."

The Drunk and the Biker - 36

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders
a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway
buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker
still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....................
'Grandpa;....... Go home!