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A new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing
confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest
asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go
on,' and 'I understand.'
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats
all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
slapping your knee and saying, "No Shit... what happened next?"
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a
Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with
hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down
the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"