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A new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing
confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest
asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go
on,' and 'I understand.'
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats
all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than
slapping your knee and saying, "No Shit... what happened next?"
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does
backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of
morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours,
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told
to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr.