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After Vegas - 67

Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at break and
discussed their vacation.

The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night,
and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the
whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers,
'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep
either!"

The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the
slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a
sore dick and an ass full of quarters."

Not quite big enough - 110

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He
inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to
go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the
office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white
uniform surprised but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining
room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was
really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach
this house offered. Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous
redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous
member in his hand. "My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to
see a foot." "Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an
inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."