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A blond was out golfing. She hit her ball and it hit a young man on the golf course a little way from her. He immediately bent over and held his hands together between his legs, moaning in pain. The woman ran over to him.
"I'm so sorry! I just feel awful about this. Let me help you," she said.
"No, it's okay," the man gasped, still bent over with his hands between his legs.
"No, I can really help," said the blond. "I'm a trained physical therapist. Trust me."
The man nodded and the woman went over to him. She gently moved his hands away, opened his fly and took out his penis and began to massage it. After a couple of minutes, she asked, "Does it feel good now?"
With a dreamy look on his face, the man answered, "Yes, it feels great. But my thumb still hurts."
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman..
"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man
replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps
someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she
charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his
pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an
hour, whereupon the man calmly left..
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that
There were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old
man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour
later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At
the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever
used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The old
man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you.".