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Mind your manners - 94

Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he
gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the
dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is
this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then,"
he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."

Speeding blonde - 27

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to
find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper
cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the
top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"