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Birth Control - 53

There were several women sitting around talking at their weekly club
meeting.The topic of birth control came up and they started
comparing methods.

The first woman said that she and her husband relied on the pill. It
had been effective for them since they had started using it after
their 4th child was born.

The second woman said that she used the rhythm method. But she hated
having to watch the calendar.

The third woman said that she used condoms, but wished that her
husband would remember to buy them himself.

The fourth woman said
that she and her husband had found the perfect prevention method.
They used the "saucer and pail" method. All ears were opened at that
comment. She went on to explain.... Her husband is shorter than
she, so he stands on a pail whenever they make love, and when his
eyes get as big as saucers, she kicks the pail out from underneath
him.

Discovery Channel - 80

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African
bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around the penis and
on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the
penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??"

"No...it's turned black."