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A survey - 115


I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views
on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.

Blond Diary - 16

Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient
kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining
that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up.
He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb!