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Husband and Wife - 22

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

The new tattoo - 113

A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her
inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that
location.



She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you
can smell the ocean.'