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Dragging Dead Dear - 81

Two Redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their
pickeup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says
the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I
can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the opposite
direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the
lone hunter left, the two Rednecks decided to give it a try. A little
while later one says to the other, "Ya know, that guy was right. This is a
lot easier!"
"Yep," the other added, "but we're gittin' further away from the
truck..."

The new tattoo - 113

A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her
inner thigh.

Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that
location.



She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you
can smell the ocean.'