Which one is funnier? Click to Pick!
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant seashell on her
Her friends ask her why she would get such a tattoo and in that
She responds 'It's really cool. If you put your ear up against it, you
can smell the ocean.'