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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a
Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with
hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down
the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars,
global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card debt.....
I called samaritans.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....