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What is more painful? - 29

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being
kicked in the balls, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year
after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his
mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the balls again."

Condoms - 26

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a
rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father,
"What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy
asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied,
"The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday
night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the
married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."