Which one is funnier? Click to Pick!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at break and
discussed their vacation.
The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night,
and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the
whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers,
'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep
The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the
slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a
sore dick and an ass full of quarters."
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the present time,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which
almost went unnoticed .Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey"
died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for
his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in,and
thats when all the trouble started.....