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There was a manager who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision.
So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation.
Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...'
And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off. I've got a headache!'
A man was invited to a friend's home for dinner, where he noticed that
his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms,
calling her Honey, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, and so forth. He was
impressed at this, since the couple had been married over 50 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said, "I think it's wonderful
that after all these years you still call your wife those cute little
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name
about 10 years ago."