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Try a different phone - 39

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she
exclaimed,
"I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"

The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?"


"Yes, anything" the blonde promised.


With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.


He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.


Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.


He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of
it
with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go
ahead!"


The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close
to
her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM???

After Vegas - 67

Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to
Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at break and
discussed their vacation.

The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night,
and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the
whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers,
'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep
either!"

The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the
slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a
sore dick and an ass full of quarters."