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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day
and all the patients were shouting, '13...13...13...'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little
gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!
They all started shouting, '14....14....14'....
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, so he
gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her.
"Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the
dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is
this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then,"
he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."