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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his
home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel
barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of
that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the
class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised
his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" The
teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his
shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to
know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of
course!” “Im sorry,” The girl tells him. “We cant allow animals in the
cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into
his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm,
so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick its head out
and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at
his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers,
“Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes
whispers back, “Oh, dont worry about it…youve seen one, youve seen
them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this ones eating my POPCORN!!”