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Wisconsin cow - 50

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Westby, Wisconsin,
for $600. They bought the cow from Wisconsin, and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased
and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows
like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull, and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise,
what to do. They told the Vet what was happening: "Whenever the bull
approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she
moves forward.When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. and
when he approaches from the side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asks, "Did you buy this cow in
Wisconsin?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know
we got the cow in Wisconsin?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
Wisconsin."

A funeral - 101

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband
cries out: "Watch that fucking wall!"