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Blond Diary - 16

Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient
kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining
that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up.
He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb!

A talking pig - 108

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the
first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his
home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel
barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of
that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the
class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised
his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" The
teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.