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Who's Deaf - 49

There is a husband and a wife and the husband is worried because he thinks
his wife is going deaf.. So the husband goes to the doctor and says
"My wife is losing her hearing what do I do?"

"Do a test." says the doctor. "Ask her a question from 40ft away, 20ft,
10ft and 5 ft away. See when she starts to hear you."

So he went home and asked his wife from 40ft away when dinner will be
ready.

No response.

20ft no response.

10ft no response.

At 5 ft his wife replies "For the 4th time dinner will be ready in 10
minutes!"

Old Graveyard - 71

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one
night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God
bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says
here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was
145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Bubba.

Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker,
and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia.".